Office of Poofness (Investigative Reporter)

“The Future Looks Bright” – Weekly ZAP – The Office of POOFness – 12.3.17 “The Office of Poofness” Get Out Of Your Own Way U2 Get out of your own way, hey, hey Get out of your own way, hey, hey Love hurts Now you look out, who’s left with no words? Your heart’s a balloon, but then it bursts It doesn’t take a cannon, just a pin Your skin’s […]

ZAP’s Mid-Week Report – The Office of POOFness – 11.29.17 11/30/2017 12:40:00 AM  Intel, POOFness, Thoughts “The Office of Poofness” MID WEEK BY ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” 11-29-17 Zap Says HI ALL JUST A QUICK UPDATE AS I AM NOT FEELING WELL THESE LAST DAYS. THE WORKLOAD HAS TAKEN ITS TOLL AND I CAME DOWN WITH SOME BUG THAT IS RESISTING EFFORTS TO BATTLE, BUT KEEPING IT UNDER

“Tear This Town Up” – Weekly ZAP – The Office of POOFness – 11.26.17   TEAR THIS TOWN UP From the Sound Track Monster Call I wanna hand you my heart and let you carry the load Nobody tells you anything you need to know I need a friend but a friend is so hard to find I need an answer but I’m always one step behind Cause it takes

ZAP’s Mid-Week Report – The Office of POOFness – 11.23.17   MID WEEK BY ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” 11-23-17 Zap Says HI ALL SORRY SO LATE AGAIN. AS I SAID, THIS WEEK IS A MONUMENTAL AND A DISTINCT GAME CHANGER WEEK. SO MANY THINGS HAVE BEEN PREPARED NOW FOR THE RELEASE. UNFORTUNATELY, THE RESULTS WILL BE SEEN NEXT WEEK ON MANY MANY FRONTS. THIS HAS HURT MANY OF

“Thanksgiving” – ZAP Update – The Office of POOFness – 11.22.17   THANKSGIVING Zap Says HI ALL AFTER TWO INTENSE DAYS BATTLING WITH BANKERS AND THEIR LAWYERS, THE FUNDS WERE COMPLETED IN THEIR COMPLIANCE REQUIREMENTS AND RELEASED JUST AT THE END OF DAY IT SEEMS. THE BANKERS AND WHOEVER ELSE HAS WON TODAY. BECAUSE THE FUNDS DID NOT ARRIVE YESTERDAY OR VERY LATEST TODAY, THEY MANAGED TO PUT EVERYBODY ON

“So Much Trouble In The World” – Weekly ZAP – The Office of POOFness – 11.19.17 “The Office of Poofness” “So Much Trouble In The World” Bob Marley So much trouble in the world So much trouble in the world Bless my eyes this morning Jah sun is on the rise once again The way earthly thin’s are goin’ Anything can happen. You see men sailing on their ego trip,

ZAP’s Mid-Week Report – The Office of POOFness – 11.16.17   Zap Says HI ALL TODAY WAS AND STILL IS VERY INTENSE AND I APOLOGIZE FOR THE LATENESS OF THE MESSAGE. THE ACTIVITY RIGHT NOW IS QUITE STRONG, BUT VERY QUIET. LITTLE INFORMATION FLOW RIGHT NOW AS SECURITY TIGHTENS IN THIS LAST STAGE OF THE PROCESS. WE ARE SEEING VERY STRONG SIGNS OF THE CHANGES. YESTERDAY THE ZIMBABWE GOVERNMENT INITIATED

“Blowin’ In The Wind” – Weekly ZAP – The Office of POOFness – 11.12.17   “Blowin’ In The Wind” Bob Dylan How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man? How many seas must a white dove sail Before she sleeps in the sand? Yes, and how many times must the cannon balls fly Before they’re forever banned? The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in

“Some Global Stuff” – ZAP Update – The Office of POOFness – 11.10.17   Zap Says HI ALL, A BROTHER OF MINE REMINDED ME OF SOME HISTORIC THINGS THAT WERE PUT TO WORK FOR HUMANITY SOME TIME AGO, AND THIS MESSAGE IS JUST SOME REHASHED INFORMATION THAT EVERYBODY SHOULD KNOW. THE RUMOR MILLS OUT THERE ARE NOW FEEDING ON GOOD INFORMATION, BUT SOME THINGS SHOULD BE PUT INTO PERSPECTIVE. SINCE

  MID WEEK BY ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” 11-09-17 Zap Says HI ALL I AM SORTA JUMPING UP IN THE AIR IN CELEBRATION OF WHAT IS HAPPENING, AS THE INFORMATION I HAVE NOW IN RESPECT TO OUR GLOBAL RELEASES IS ABSOLUTELY EXHILARATING. WE ARE IN FOR QUITE A RIDE NOW. IN ADDITION, THE CURRENCY STUFF IS WELL ON ITS TREK TO COMPLETION AND PAYMENTS FOR MANY, AND A

“Contracts and Stuff” – ZAP Update – The Office of POOFness – 11.7.17 11/07/2017 09:06:00 PM  Intel, POOFness, Thoughts, Update “The Office of Poofness” CONTRACTS AND STUFF Zap Says HI ALL, COUPLE OF ITEMS IN THIS MESSAGE BESIDES ASKING FOR HELP. ONE IS THAT OUR FIRST FUNDS ARE GOING OUT TO OUR ACCOUNTSTOMORROW WE WERE INFORMED. THESE FIRST RELIEF FUNDS WILL SPELL THE DIFFERENCE FOR A FEW THAT ARE IN

“God’s Been Good to me” – Weekly ZAP – The Office of POOFness – 11.5.17   GOD’S BEEN GOOD TO ME CRYSTAL LEWIS God’s been good to me Oh God’s always been good God’s been good to me Oh God’s always been good I don’t always say the right things Boy I try I don’t always live my life the right way But God is faithful to forgive me When

ZAP’s Mid-Week Report – The Office of POOFness – 11.2.17   Zap Says HI ALL SORRY SO LATE BUT IT HAS BEEN A SUPER HECTIC DAY TODAY AND ONLY NOW COULD I FIND TIME TO WRITE. WE HAVE HAD SOME LIMITED SUCCESS TODAY WITH THE BANKERS, BUT THEY KINDA HAD THAT DEER-IN-HEADLIGHT LOOK WHEN IT CAME TIME FOR THE FIRST WIRES. THEY QUICKLY WERE CORRECTED BY THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT INTO

“Waiting Pretty Well Over” – Weekly ZAP – The Office of POOFness – 10.29.17 10/29/2017 10:12:00 PM  Intel, POOFness, Thoughts Subject: WAITING PRETTY WELL OVER From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Sun, October 29, 2017 7:34 pm Spent the Day in Bed Morrisey Spent the day in bed Very happy I did, yes I spent the day in bed As the workers stay enslaved I spent the day in

“Success and a Bit More” – ZAP Update – The Office of POOFness – 10.27.17 10/27/2017 09:15:00 PM  Intel, POOFness, Thoughts, Update Subject: SUCCESS AND A BIT MORE From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Fri, October 27, 2017 5:39 pm Zap Says HI ALL, WE HAVE WONDERFUL NEWS TODAY, BUT IT SUCKS. WE HAVE SUCCESS AS THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT OF THE BANK PASSED US NOW THAT COMPLIANCE IS OVER

ZAP’s Mid-Week Report – The Office of POOFness – 10.25.17   Zap Says HI ALL WE HAVE GOOD NEWS AND WE HAVE GREAT NEWS. WE ALSO HAVE JUST A LITTLE LONGER TO WAIT BUT NOT MUCH BUT PREPARE FOR WHAT IS TO COME. THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT OUR FIRST INFRASTRUCTURE FUNDS SEEM TO HAVE BEEN APPROVED FOR RELEASE. THIS WILL GIVE US THE ABILITY TO BUY PENCILS AND PAPER

ZAP’s Mid-Week Report – The Office of POOFness – 10.18.17   Zap Says HI ALL IN CONTINUATION OF A TRAIN OF THOUGHT FROM SUNDAY, IT IS IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND THE INTRINSIC VALUE OF SUPPORT. A PROJECT REQUIRES SUPPORT. TO PROVIDE IT WITH THE SERVICES IT REQUIRES FOR THE SUCCESSFUL IMPLEMENTATION OF ITS BUSINESS PLAN IS THE FOCUS AND DEPLOYMENT OF OUR SERVICES AND THOSE OF MANY OTHER SISTER ORGANIZATIONS. WHILE

“Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On” – Weekly ZAP – The Office of POOFness – 10.15.17 10/16/2017 12:00:00 AM  Intel, Message, POOFness, Thoughts Subject: Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Sun, October 15, 2017 8:35 pm Elvis Presley “Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On” I said come on over baby, a-whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on Yeah I said come on over baby, a-whole lotta shakin’ goin’

POOF SAID Greetings and Salutations, We are happy to report that things are on track for the distribution of monies for the bigger picture. The names and the dates, and the outworking of everything, are changing hour by hour and that’s to the greater good of all. The energies and flexibility of the machinations are softer and the efforts of the many are thwarted by the inputs of the folks

ZAP’s Mid-Week Report – The Office of POOFness – 10.4.17 10/04/2017 10:04:00 PM  Intel, POOFness, Thoughts “The Office of Poofness” MID WEEK BY ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” Zap Says HI ALL THIS IS PRICELESS. HERE IS A GREAT NEWS FLASH FROM THAT AMAZING AND WELL CONNECTED YOSEF. HE HAS STATED, AND GET THIS, THAT TRUMP IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN WHO HAD A SEX CHANGE. AND THEN HE CLINCHED