Office of Poofness (Investigative Reporter)

Zap Says HI ALL CONTINUING THE GOOD NEWS, THE 72 HOUR ADMINISTRATIVE HOLD HAS FINISHED, AND THE FUNDS ARE ALL NICE AND USABLE. EXCEPT THEY FOUND A GREAT WAY TO KEEP THEM OUT OF OUR POCKETS OVER EASTER. THEY TOOK A COUPLE OF SICK DAYS AND NOW THEY ARE AWAY ON EASTER HOLIDAYS. I FIGURE […]

POOF SAID Greetings and Salutations, Be at peace and do your due diligence with all matters having to do with money. The ship is about to land and the stowaways are about to be picked up. Certain universal ones have been stashing money and resources against the betterment of humanity. The war on evil doing

ZAP’s Mid-Week Report – The Office of POOFness – 3.29.17 3/30/2017 01:49:00 AM  Intel, POOFness, Thoughts Subject: The Mid Week by ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Wed, March 29, 2017 8:18 pm Zap Says I AM SORRY THE RV HAS NOT HAPPENED. I AM SORRY THAT THE

ZAP’s Intel Update – March 26, 2017 rumormillnews.com Subject: WHERE WILL THE CHILDREN PLAY? From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Sun, March 26, 2017 9:03 pm WHERE WILL THE CHILDREN PLAY? Cat Stevens Well I think it’s fine, building jumbo planes. Or taking a ride on a cosmic train. Switch on summer from a

“Count Your Blessings” – ZAP – The Office of POOFness – 2.26.17 2/27/2017 01:58:00 AM  Intel, POOFness, Thoughts Subject: COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Sun, February 26, 2017 10:52 pm COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS When upon life’s billows you are tempest-tossed, When you are discouraged, thinking all is lost, Count your many blessings, name

POOF SAID Greetings and Salutations, It is time to launch into a new wave of anticipation and allow the field to play its due and get some more action moving… There is a new plan of action underfoot and a new group of recruits which are helping out with the tasks that are under way. It

ZAP’s Mid-Week Report – The Office of POOFness – 2.15.17 11:33:00 PM  Intel, POOFness, Thoughts Subject: The Mid Week by ZAP from “The Office of Poofness”‘ From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Wed, February 15, 2017 8:31 pm Zap Says HI ALL YAY! THE BAD GUYS HAVE LOST BIG TIME. EVENTS LAST NIGHT HAVE CONFIRMED WHAT WE

ZAP’s Mid-Week Report – February 1, 2017 www.rumormillnews.com Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Wed, February 1, 2017 9:45 pm Zap Says HI ALL WITH THE CHINESE NEW YEAR OVER, WE CAN EXPECT THE CHANGES TO COME FORWARD RATHER QUICKLY. EVENTS ARE TAKING FORM AND

  ZAP’s Mid-Week Report – The Office of POOFness – 1.25.17 9:56:00 PM  Intel, POOFness, Thoughts Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Wed, January 25, 2017 8:25 pm Zap Says HI ALL MANY CHANGES IN THE WORLD RIGHT NOW ARE AFFECTING SO MANY THINGS. FROM THE ELECTION OF

ZAP’s Mid-Week Update – January 19, 2017 https://www.rumormillnews.com Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Thu, January 19, 2017 4:20 pm Zap Says HI ALL I AM LATE AGAIN WITH THIS WEEK’S MESSAGE BUT THE WORKLOAD RIGHT NOW IS A TAD OVERWHELMING. WITH MY DATA STILL

ZAP’s Mid-Week Intel Report – January 12, 2017 https://www.rumormillnews.com Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Thu, January 12, 2017 11:11 pm Zap Says HI ALL IT IS INCREDIBLE THE SPEED AT WHICH THINGS ARE MOVING. I KNEW IT WOULD BE FAST, BUT I GUESS THE

ZAP Intel Update – January 8, 2017 rumormillnews.com Subject: Believe in Miracles From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Sun, January 8, 2017 7:55 pm Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey “When You Believe” Many nights we’ve prayed With no proof anyone could hear In our hearts, a hopeful song We barely understood Now we are

ZAP’s Intel Report – January 7, 2017 https://www.rumormillnews.com Subject: UPDATE From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Sat, January 7, 2017 12:36 pm Zap Says HI ALL, ANOTHER SLEEPLESS NIGHT LATER, AND A FEW THINGS HAVE RESULTED THAT ARE VERY IMPORTANT. FIRSTLY, A VERY LARGE TRANSACTION TOTALLING OVER 5 QUADRILLION HAS BEEN SET IN MOTION.

  “Day After New Year’s Day” – ZAP – The Office of POOFness – 1.2.17 2:13:00 PM  Intel, POOFness, Thoughts Subject: DAY AFTER NEW YEAR’S DAY From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Mon, January 2, 2017 12:06 pm Yeah! All is quiet on New Year’s Day A world in white gets underway I want to be with

ZAP Mid-Week Update – December 14, 2016 rumormillnews.com Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Wed, December 14, 2016 10:34 pm Zap Says HI ALL OVERNIGHT, MANY EVENTS TOOK PLACE, A LOT OF WORK WAS DONE, AND WE HAVE SUCCESS. NO MORE DOOM AND GLOOM AND

ZAP Update – December 11, 2016 POOFness for DEC 11: TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT / Winter Wonderland https://www.rumormillnews.com Subject: TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Sun, December 11, 2016 10:32 pm Winter Wonderland Sleigh bells ring, are you listening, In the lane, snow is glistening A beautiful sight,

ZAP’s Mid-Week Report – The Office of POOFness – 12.7.16 HI ALL MY WORKLOAD HAS INCREASED SUBSTANTIALLY WITH THE OVERSIGHT OF THE FIRST FUNDS TRANSFERS THAT ARE UNDERWAY RIGHT NOW. WE HAVE HAD SUCCESS IN THE FIRST ROUND OF FUNDING RELEASE, AND THE NEXT TWO WEEKS WILL BE VERY BUSY WITH SETTING UP OUR INFRASTRUCTURE.

ZAP Update – December 4, 2016 www.rumormillnews.com  Subject: TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Sun, December 4, 2016 10:06 pm THE EAGLES “Take It To The Limit” All alone at the end of the of the evening And the bright lights have faded to blue I was thinking ’bout

ZAP’s Mid-Week Update #2 – Arrests, Continental Dollar, Funding, & More rumormillnews.com  Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from ‘The Office of Poofness” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Wed, November 30, 2016 4:52 pm ZAP SAYS HI ALL AS I SAID EARLIER, WE ARE DONE. THE TREK HAS BEEN LONG, HARD, AND MANY HAVE GIVEN

“The Process” – ZAP – The Office of POOFness – 11.30.16 3:25:00 PM  Intel, POOFness, Thoughts Subject: THE PROCESS From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Wed, November 30, 2016 12:33 pm ZAP SAYS  Hi All, It is done. After some very long days, a few with no sleep, the final schedule has been set. I am a