ZAP’s Status Update – August 8, 2016
From: “The Office of Poofness” <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Mon, August 8, 2016 10:14 pm
WE ARE ENTERING A SIGNIFICANT MOMENT TODAY AS THE CHINESE AND EUROPE ROYALS FINALIZE THE MAJOR RELEASES FOR THE CONSTRUCTION PROJECTS, AND TO SHORE UP THE DOLLAR TO ENSURE STABILITY THERE. ALL OUR EFFORTS WILLNOW COME ALIVE IN A COUPLE MORE DAYS. I WILL BE POSTING SOME VERY CRITICAL ITEMS TOMORROW AND WEDNESDAY AS THINGS ACCELERATE. THIS IS GETTING VERY SERIOUS NOW AS THE GLOBAL CHEQUEBOOK HAS OPENED TODAY.
RIGHT NOW, WE MANAGED TO SCRAPE BY THE WEEKEND BY THE SKIN OF OUR TEETH THANKS TO YOUR HELP, AND I HAVE A HAT IN MY HAND TO HELP SEVERAL MORE SITUATIONS THAT ARE BLOWING UP TONIGHT IN HONG KONG, AND I MUST HAVE THAT STABILITY SO THAT THE DIRECTORS ARE ABLE TO TRAVEL AND MEET AT THE BANK, AND HAVE A ROOF AND FOOD TO COME HOME TO. ANOTHER OXYGEN BOTTLE IS NEEDED AS WELL. TOO MANY THINGS REALLY AND BANDAIDS WORK.
THIS IS THE CRUNCH. WE ARE ALMOST DONE.
LOVE AND LIGHT
IN OUR SERVICE
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Love and Kisses,
‘The Office of Poofness”
ZAP, Susan and Staff