ZAP’s Mid-Week Update – July 6, 2016
From: “The Office of Poofness” <email@example.com>
Date: Wed, July 6, 2016 11:27 pm
IN THE LATEST SAGA OF WORLD DOMINATION BY ANY VEGGIE, THE FAMOUS FLYING PURPLE PIGS HAVE DETERMINED THAT A GREATER THREAT EXISTS. SNUFFLES AND THE GANG HAVE SHIFTED A BIT OF THEIR ATTENTION TO MUSHROOMS. THE LEADER OF THE MUSHROOMS, A BIG MUSHROOM, LEADS AN EXALTED LIFE SPEAKING FOR THE REALLY HUGE AND WISE AND ALL SPORING MUSHROOM IN THE SKY.
MUCH LIKE VEGETABLES, MUSHROOMS ARE EVERYWHERE. THEY TAKE THEIR SUSTENANCE FORM PILES OF CRAP THAT THEY GROW ON, AND SOME ARE PRETTY TASTY. MOST OF THEM ACTUALLY. BUT…THERE ARE THE POISONOUS VARIETIES, AND IF YOU EAT THOSE GUYS, WELL YOU DIE. OR HAVE QUITE THE HALLUCINOGENIC EPISODE, BUT THE REST ARE OK.
RECENTLY, A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAP EATING MUSHROOMS DECIDED TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. BAD IDEA. SNUFFLES AND THE BOYS HAVE GREAT EXPERIENCE IN ROOTING OUT TRUFFLES, A DELICATE MUSHROOM, AND HAVE SENSITIZED THEIR SENSE OF SMELL TO ALL THE OTHER VARIETIES. SO HERE IS THE WARNING TO ALL BAD MUSHROOMS: SNUFFLES AND THE GANG WILL FIND YOU AND EAT YOU.
MORE ON THE NEW SAGA OF MUSHROOMS ON SUNDAY.
IN OTHER NEWS, NEIL KEENAN HAS COME INTO CONTACT WITH THE BOTTOM DWELLERS WHO ARE AGAIN FOUND TO BE UNITED AND SERVING UP SEAFOOD. KEENAN’S LATEST OBSERVATION REGARDING THE OITC AND THEIR INCREDIBLE LOGIC AND INFORMATION NEEDS A BIT OF SUPPORT IN RESPECT OF HISTORY.
HERE IS WHAT NEIL SAID AND I FILL IN SOME OF THE BLANKS.
Crayfish (David Crayford) is a bottom dweller but he does dig up a can of worms once in a while and this $3T is a nice example.
I NEVER THOUGHT OF SEAFOOD, BUT THERE IT IS. THE 3T FIGURE SEEMS TO BE POPULAR AS THAT IS THE PRICE WRITTEN ON THE SIDE OF THE TOV BOXES.
Unfortunately, he hasn’t dug deep enough into an old story to find out the real purpose and use of this new issue of $100 Federal Reserve Notes.
NEW NOTES? THAT MAY OR MAY NOT BE THE CASE NEIL AS THE $100 NOTES PRINTED ON THE OUTSIDE ARE AN INTERESTING ANIMAL. MORE ON THAT BELOW TO TIE IT IN.
One clue that he did mention was the fact that China has a warehouse that is chocker block full of such notes printed in China.
Taiwan has crates full too.
The Philippines have crates of un-cut sheets.
And Neil has bunkers full in Indonesia of all kinds of rotting paper.
Yes, the foundation of the described transaction is fraudulent. Period.
BIT OF HISTORY: CHINA HAD A PRINTING PRESS AUTHORIZED UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE US GOVERNMENT FOR A 99 YEAR CONTRACT TO PRINT MONEY ON THE OUTSIDE. THIS IS OVER NOW AND THE PRESSES HAVE STOPPED. THE US PRINTS NOTES FOR USE INSIDE THE USA, AND THE CHINESE PRINTED ON THE OUTSIDE FOR USAGE IN THE REST OF THE WORLD. DIFFERENT SERIES, SERIALS, AND SECURITY ELEMENTS DIFFERENTIATED THESE BILLS.
ANOTHER PIECE OF HISTORY: WHEN CLINTON WAS IN POWER, HE MADE A DEAL WITH CHINA AND PAID THEM IN THE 1996 “CLINTON” $100 NOTES THAT WERE PRINTED AS A SPECIAL RUN IN CHINA. BUT HE CHEATED BECAUSE THESE NOTES WERE ABLE TO BE USED ONLY INSIDE CHINA. ESSENTIALLY HE SCREWED CHINA AS THEIR LAWS ON USD PREVENTED USAGE OUTSIDE THE COUNTRY. 40 FOOT CONTAINERS TO THIS DAY ARE SITTING IN SECURE PLACES FULL OF USELESS 1996 $100 NOTES THAT HAD AN EXPIRY DATE ON THEIR USEFULNESS. I SAW THEM MYSELF.
ON THE DEBT THE US IS OBLIGATED TO PAY THE CHINESE FOR THE GOLD, THEY HAVE PAID IN $100 NOTES EVERY COUPLE YEARS. THE LAST INTEREST PAYMENT SHIPMENT OF USD NOTES ON PALLETS HAPPENED A FEW YEARS BACK. HERE’S THE KICKER: THE CHINESE TOOK THESE TRILLION DOLLAR INTEREST PAYMENT, AND INSTEAD OF USING THE MONEY TO HELP WITH PROJECTS, OR BUY HOUSES, OR SUPPORT THE POOR, THEY TOOK THE PALLETS OF MONEY AND DID WHAT THEY HAVE DONE WITH ALL THE MATRIX WEALTH: THEY PUT THEM IN CAVES AND WAREHOUSES FOR SAFEKEEPING. THESE NOTES HAD A 2 YEAR EXPIRY ON THEM.
THE CHINESE ARE SITTING ON TRILLIONS WORTH OF NOW USELESS INTEREST PAYMENTS BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO SAFEGUARD THE MONEY INSTEAD OF USING IT FOR GOOD PURPOSE. STRANGER THAN FICTION SOME OF THESE THINGS ARE.
UBS cannot use Collateral Account gold or assets as collateral backing such issuances of currency regardless of who or where the currency is printed.
YUP. BANG ON THE MONEY. UBS IS FAMOUS FOR DOING CRIMINAL THINGS, AND THEY WERE SHUT DOWN A WHILE AGO. THE GOLD IS NO LONGER THERE SUPPORTING THE ALPHA OMEGA FILE, AND THE BANK HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SUPPORT OF ANY CURRENCY, SO ANYBODY CITING UBS OR ANY OTHER BANK AS A MAJOR PLAYER IN THE GLOBAL ARENA SUPPORTING CURRENCY….IS A MUSHROOM AT BEST.
But where did this money go? Crayfish has no clue. As a leading member of the IOTC he should know!
SEAFOOD HAS NO CLUE OF MANY THINGS. MAYBE HE ATE THE WRONG MUSHROOM?
Well, not really since Neil Keenan has already exposed the OTC / IOTC as a phony wannabe with absolutely no support of the Elders / Real Depositors of 85% of the gold in the Collateral Accounts. Crayfish babbles on rather eloquently but it is mainly empty bubbles coming up from the bottom of the pond.
DO THE BUBBLES HAVE METHANE OR SULPHUR DIOXIDE AS THEIR CONSTITUENT? JUST CURIOUS.
So where does this kind of money come from and go to? The US Treasury together with the FED print dollars in a number of countries, sometimes to facilitate regional trade (Germany, China, Japan, Philippines and elsewhere.)
Other times they are printed as payoffs for Balance of Payments Deficits.
And then there are those used to finance local wars, political appointees, regime change or as a method to steal more gold or resources in exchange for paper.
Additionally there is the trick of declaring any OLD NOTES before a certain date to be no longer valid. This either forces an exchange for new notes – and if such is not done within a certain period the old notes are toilet paper only.
AHA, THERE YOU GO. FACT: THERE IS AN EXPIRY DATE ON NOTES PRINTED ON THE OUTSIDE.
AND don’t forget the use of FAKE $100 bills to pay off Ukrainian mercenaries or ISIL idiots that cannot tell the difference. Iran actually makes some very nice copies too.
Unfortunately most $100 notes are recognized by their serial numbers that all banks and money lenders are acutely aware of and do not want to lose out by accepting funny money.
RIGHT. TRY PASSING A 1996 NOTE IN CHINA. YOU WILL GET ARRESTED FOR COUNTERFEIT CURRENCY (I HAVE SEEN IT HAPPEN FIRSTHAND).
Similarly, a few years back some of the European countries were not accepting US $100 notes printed in the US! This was / is because US dollars printed in the US are inflated more than international dollars used in trade, creating an imbalance in values.
In some countries you could only make an exchange at a government postal office. So much for the All Mighty Dollar.
So back to Crayfish… digging dirt without following the muddy trail just stirs up the water so no one can see.
NICE WAY OF SAYING THAT.
Blaming it on the AMERICANS as a catch-all phrase is also stupid as we all know that this type of act was clearly initiated by a small group of crooks inside the US Government, Treasury and the FED – especially since as part of the International Office of Treasury Control (IOTC), he should have been informed of such an act as soon as it was authorized… right?
As well as knowing all the who, what , when, where, why, and how. He has no clue – other than that the AMERICANS DID IT!
Shame on your stupidity. Know that Neil and gang eat Crayfish with relish and hot sauce!
LOL. IS THERE ANY CRAB OR LOBSTER IN THERE? KINDA HUNGRY NOW. GROUP K HAS NAILED THIS ONE. IT IS TRULY AMAZING WHAT HAS GONE ON BEHIND CLOSED DOORS AGAINST OUR HUMANITY. THE MORE EXPOSURE OF THIS KIND OF STUFF, THE BETTER.
ON THE USA SIDE, THE RAPE AND PILLAGE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE IS STARTING TO BECOME MAINSTREAM AS THE TRUTH COMES OUT. REMEMBER THE BIG BROUHAHA OVER OBAMA’S ELECTION THEN HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE? WELL, THE LIES ARE BEING EXPOSED NOW SURROUNDING THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE OF THE INCUMBENT PRESIDENT, WHO WAS PLACED THERE THROUGH BILLIONS OF DOLLARS SPENT BY HIS SAUDI MASTERS. NO, THE MAJORITY OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DID NOT VOTE FOR HIM AS THE VOTES WERE BOUGHT AND MANIPULATED. NOW THE USA IS SUFFERING GREATLY. THIS IS NO DIFFERENT FROM OTHER BANANA REPUBLICS WHERE THE ELECTIONS ARE ALWAYS RIGGED IN FAVOR OF THE GUY WITH THE BIGGEST GUNS OR MONEY.
THOSE PLACES HAVE A GREAT, WISE, COMPASSIONATE, BENEVOLENT, MERCIFUL, GRAND EXALTED RULER AND DICTATOR FOR LIFE CALLED MUGAMBA OR SOMETHING. OVER IN THE USA IT IS JUST PRESIDENT. THE GRAND MERCIFUL AND WISE DICTATOR FOR LIFE MUGAMBA THEN PROCEEDS TO KILL ALL THE REMAINING OPPOSITION TO HIM THAT HE DID NOT GET BEFORE THE ELECTION, AND THROWS THE COUNTRY INTO POVERTY SO ALL RICHES COME TO HIM DIRECTLY, AND SMOKES A BIG CIGAR WHILE GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR.
IN THE USA, THE COUNTRY IS THROWN INTO POVERTY BY EXECUTIVE ORDER, UNEMPLOYMENT SOARS, AND IF YOU DO NOT LIKE IT YOU GET TO GO TO GUANTANAMO TO EXPLAIN YOUR UN-AMERICAN PROTEST. NOT SO GOOD.
SO WHAT IS THE THING ABOUT THE PRESIDENT AND WHAT ARE THE LIES SURROUNDING HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE? AN ATTORNEY (WISHES TO REMAIN NAMELESS FOR OBVIOUS REASONS) HAS COME UP WITH NO LESS THAN FOUR DISTINCT ITEMS THAT POINT TO THE PRESIDENT NOT BEING WHO HE SAYS HE IS.
Here are 4 Simple questions from R. R. S., Attorney at Law
1. Back in 1961 people of color were called ‘Negroes’. So how can the Obama ‘birth certificate’ state he is “African-American” when the term wasn’t even used at that time ?
2. The birth certificate that the White House released lists Obama’s birth as August 4, 1961 and lists Barack Hussein Obama as his father. No big deal, Right? At the time of Obama’s birth, it also shows that his father is aged 25 years old, and that Obama’s father was born in “Kenya, East Africa”. This wouldn’t seem like anything of concern, except the fact that Kenya did not even exist until 1963, two whole years after Obama’s birth, and 27 years after his father’s birth. How could Obama’s father have been born in a country that did not yet Exist? Up and until Kenya was formed in 1963, it was known as the “British East Africa Protectorate”.
3. On the Birth Certificate released by the White House, the listed place of birth is “Kapi’olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital”. This cannot be, because the hospital(s) in question in 1961 were called “KauiKeolani Children’s Hospital” and “Kapi’olani Maternity Home”, respectively. The name did not change to Kapi’olani Maternity & Gynecological Hospital until 1978, when these two hospitals merged. How can this particular name of the hospital be on a birth certificate dated 1961 if this name had not yet been applied to it until 1978?
4. Perhaps a clue comes from Obama’s book on his father. He states how proud he is of his father fighting in WW II. I’m not a math genius, so I may need some help from you. Barack Obama’s “birth certificate” says his father was 25 years old in 1961 when Obama was born. That should have put his father’s date of birth approximately 1936 – if my math holds (Honest! I did that without a calculator!) Now we need a non-revised history book-one that hasn’t been altered to satisfy the author’s goals-to verify that WW II was basically between 1939 and 1945. Just how many 3 year olds fight in Wars? Even in the latest stages of WW II his father wouldn’t have been more than 9 years old. Does that mean that Mr. Obama is a liar, or simply chooses to alter the facts to satisfy his imagination or political purposes ?
OOPS – DID HIS FATHER GET A MEDAL OF HONOR TOO? PURPLE HEART? STICHES? ANYTHING OTHER THAN A DIAPER CHANGE?
Here’s what I would like to know. If the TRUTH ever comes out and it is decided that Obama was never eligible to be president, what happens to all the laws he signed into being and all the executive orders?
Should they all be null and void?
A pen in the hand of this president is far more dangerous than a gun in the hands of 200 million law-abiding citizens.
Send this to as many Patriots as you can! Ask your Republican friends in Washington D.C. If they have a backbone…… Why in the hell can’t they use it and get media coverage to explode this across our country? Impeachment in itself is not justice! We are talking orange jumpsuit & long prison sentences.
“If you do not take an interest in the affairs of your government, then you are doomed to live under the rule of fools.” – Plato
NORMALLY, ANYBODY BORN IN THE USA HAS PAPERWORK PRETTY WELL IN ORDER AND VERY CLEAR AS TO WHO WAS BORN, WHEN, AND IN WHAT PLACE. THESE OBVIOUS MISTAKES ARE PRETTY BLATANT, BUT NOBODY CARES. WHY?
THE US MARSHALS THAT ORIGINALLY DID A FORENSIC SEARCH ON OBAMA CAME UP WITH THE SAME STUFF, BUT MAINSTREAM MEDIA WAS PAID OFF TO SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG.
SO FOR THE LAST YEARS, THE USA HAS BEEN UNDER THE RULE OF SOMEBODY THAT CLAIMED FALSE USA BIRTHRIGHT, AND WAS PUT INTO POWER BY VIRTUE OF BILLIONS SPENT ON HIS “ELECTION”.
FROM WHAT I SEE, HE HAS DESTROYED THE USA AND THE PEOPLE ALLOWED HIM TO DO IT. BRILLIANT. MAYBE IF THERE HAPPENS TO BE AN OUTCRY AND CHALLENGES AND ACTIONS STARTED TO REVEAL ALL THIS STUFF FORMALLY, OBAMA WILL CRY “RACISM” BECAUSE HE IS A BLACK MUSLIM? HE WILL PROBABLY GET AWAY JUST WITH THAT ONE CONSIDERING THE SENSITIVITIES OF THE RACISM THING. MAYBE HE WILL BE AWARDED A BILLION DOLLARS BECAUSE HIS FEELINGS WERE HURT?
THESE AND OTHER SILLY THINGS IN THE VEGETABLE AND MUSHROOM KINGDOMS HAS ME A BIT ON EDGE, AS THE SILLINESS SEEMS TO BE PRETTY EVIDENT AND PROVABLE LIKE 911 BUT NOBODY IS DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THESE CRIMINAL TRANSGRESSIONS. I GUESS ANYBODY CAN GO TO THE USA, AND WITH ENOUGH MONEY BEHIND THEM, THEY CAN BUY CLOTHES, POLITICIANS, AND HAMBURGERS. HOWEVER, THE TRUTH IS ABOUT TO GET FRONT AND CENTER STAGE IT LOOKS LIKE, AND THAT SHOULD SET THINGS RIGHT.
AS BEFORE, KEEP THE PITCHFORKS IN THE CLOSET AND DO FORGIVENESS INSTEAD. KILLING PEOPLE IS NOT A GOOD THING NO MATTER WHAT BOOK YOU READ.
NOW, TO THE NITTY GRITTY OF FUNDING, RELEASES, AND ICE CREAM. FUNDS WERE RELEASED YESTERDAY. YAY! BUT…THERE IS A “COOLING” PERIOD IN EFFECT NOW FOR US AND SOME OTHERS WITH THE OFFICIAL RELEASE OF FUNDS (USABLE AND SPENDABLE) SET FOR JULY 12. I KNOW OF SOME OF THE REASONS FOR THIS, AND PRIMARILY IT IS TO SET UP SPECIAL ACCOUNTS FOR THE RECEIVERS WITH IMMUNITY. WITHOUT THE IMMUNITY, THERE WILL BE ISSUES IN MOVING MONEY.
SO IN THE MEANTIME, WE ARE ALL PREPARING TO GET TO WORK NEXT WEEK, AND ENJOYING THIS FORCED “TIME OFF”. EVERYBODY HANG IN THERE AS THE RIDE WILL GET A BIT WILD NEXT WEEK WITH THE INFLUX OF THESE FUNDS. WE WILL BE SPENDING AS WELL AS SEVERAL OTHER ORGANIZATIONS. THOSE WITH IMMEDIATE PROBLEMS THAT WE CAN HELP, WE WILL DO OUR BEST. WE HAVE A WEEK TO PREPARE.
THANKS AGAIN FOR YOUR TREMENDOUS SUPPORT WITHOUT WHICH WE WOULD HAVE ALL FALLEN DOWN, AND PLEASE KEEP IT UP UNTIL WE RECEIVE NEXT WEEK AND START WORK. YOU HAVE ALL MADE THE DIFFERENCE FOR OUR EFFORT AND YOU WILL BE RECOGNIZED AT THE SUMMIT. LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT ONE. IT WILL BE MAGNIFICENT AND A LOT OF FUN. GOOD PEOPLE, GOOD TIMES.
IN THE MEANTIME I WILL BE STUDYING UP ON THE MUSHROOM ISSUE WITH SNUFFLES.
LOVE AND HUGS.
IN STEADFAST GRATITUDE.
LOVE AND LIGHT
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JULY 6, 2016
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