Office of Poofness (Investigative Reporter)

ZAP’s Mid-Week Update – July 20, 2016 ZAP SAYS HI ALL, WE HAVE BEEN DELAYED. I MEAN IN OUR FUNDING. A COUPLE DAYS AGO THE BANKERS STOPPED THE COMPLETION OF THE TRANSFER TO US AND GAVE THE LAMEST EXCUSE I HAVE EVER HEARD, AND IT TURNED OUT TO BE TWO DISTINCT LIES. THE PROBLEM FOR THEM IS THAT THEIR LIES WERE ACTUALLY MADE TO THE PEOPLE BEHIND THE FUNDING, AND […]

ZAP Update – June 17, 2016 Subject: Never Too Late From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Sun, July 17, 2016 9:35 pm Never Too Late “Never Too Late” This world will never be What I expected And if I don’t belong Who would have guessed it I will not leave alone Everything that I own To make you feel like it’s not too late It’s never too late Even

SUSAN SAYS Week in and week out the information regarding the PPP’s remains unfortunately the same. I continue to receive e-mails from two male individuals expressing much anger and frustration regarding an update on their investment from back in the 90’s. Entitlement continues to be a Big Issue here. They can’t help but continue to express all the pain, loss and suffering they have been thru so they expect answers

ZAP’s Mid-Week Update – July 6, 2016 Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Wed, July 6, 2016 11:27 pm ZAP SAYS HI ALL IN THE LATEST SAGA OF WORLD DOMINATION BY ANY VEGGIE, THE FAMOUS FLYING PURPLE PIGS HAVE DETERMINED THAT A GREATER THREAT EXISTS. SNUFFLES AND THE GANG HAVE SHIFTED A BIT OF THEIR ATTENTION TO MUSHROOMS. THE LEADER

SUSAN SAYS Please pay attention to where your thoughts are right now: “5 things to Quit immediately” 1. Trying to please everyone 2. Fearing Change 3. Living in the Past 4. Putting Yourself down 5. Over-thinking I’m sure must of you have heard the happy chatter in the last couple of days which includes an announcement over the week-end of the RV and the PPP being delivered. I’ve heard it

ZAP’s Mid-Week Update – June 29, 2016 Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Wed, June 29, 2016 9:01 pm ZAP SAYS HI ALL ALL IS MOVING REALLY FAST NOW. THE FUNDS TO US MAY BE IN BY FRIDAY AND CERTAINLY BY TUESDAY TO BEGIN THE WORK AHEAD. HUGE AMOUNT OF WORK HAS BEEN DONE BEHIND THE SCENES AND IT IS

ZAP Update – June 26, 2016 https://www.rumormillnews.com  Subject: DROPKICK ME JESUS From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Sun, June 26, 2016 6:46 pm DROPKICK ME JESUS “Dropkick Me Jesus” Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life End over end, neither left nor to right Straight through the heart of them, righteous up rights Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life Make me, oh, make me,

ZAP Friday Update – June 24, 2016 Subject: Update from ZAP “The Office of Poofness” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> Date: Fri, June 24, 2016 10:25 pm ZAP SAYS HI ALL I HAVE A BIT OF TIME RIGHT NOW AS ALL IS IN PROGRESS AND WE BEGIN FUNDINGS ON MONDAY NEXT WEEK, AND REFLECTING BACK ON THE YEAR’S EVENTS IT HAS BECOME PRETTY CLEAR AS TO THE OVERALL SCOPE

ZAP’s Mid-Week Update – June 22, 2016 Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> To: Hobie <hobie@rumormillnews.com> Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2016 20:54:09 -0400 ZAP SAYS HI ALL THIS LAST WEEK HAS BEEN A LITTLE DIFFICULT WITH THE HEALTH ISSUES, AND DIMINISHED WORK CAPACITY. HOWEVER, DESPITE THE DIFFICULTY, OUR PROCESSES ARE MOVING FORWARD WELL DESPITE THE USUAL AND EXPECTED ATTEMPTS AT BLOCKAGE.

The Office of Poofness: Love Without End, June 19, 2016 June 20, 2016 by Steve Beckow All is unfolding ever faster in a magnificent way, and the new avenues are abundant in response to the dire needs of the many. As the demand for accountability, responsibility and loyalty is ever increasing there are many more subtle changes at work then you have time for or need to burden your head with. The

ZAP’s Mid-Week Update – June 16, 2016 Subject: Mid-Week by ZAP from “The Office of Poofness” From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> To: Hobie <hobie@rumormillnews.com> Date: Thu, 16 Jun 2016 00:16:17 -0400 ZAP SAYS HI ALL NOW THAT THE FIRST TRANSFER TO THE CORPORATE PAYMASTER HAS BEEN CONFIRMED, AND WE KNOW THE BASE TIMELINE FOR THE CLEARANCE PROCESS AND THE TIME IT TAKES FOR INTERNATIONAL WIRE TRANSFERS TO HIT AN

ZAP Update – June 12, 2016 Subject: THE FREEDOM SONG From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> To: Hobie <hobie@rumormillnews.com> Date: Sun, 12 Jun 2016 19:28:49 -0400The Freedom Song I picture something is beautiful It’s full of life and it is all blue I’ve seen the sunset on the beach, yeah It makes me feel calm, when I’m calm I feel good When I feel good I sing And the joy

ZAP UPDATE – SPECIAL ADDITION FROM ZAP Subject: Fwd: SPECIAL ADDITION FROM ZAP From: 2goforth@Safe-mail.net To: 2goforth@Safe-mail.net Date: Fri, 10 Jun 2016 17:53:49 -0400 HI ALL THIS WEEK IS SOMEWHAT UNUSUAL AS I GOT A TAP ON THE SHOULDER AND WAS TOLD TO DO SOMETHING I DID NOT EXPECT, SO THIS IS A SPECIAL. WITH THE ADVENT OF THE ONE THAT CALLS HERSELF SOME ALIEN NAME AS WELL AS A

ZAP Update – June 5, 2016 Subject: Song of Hope From: “The Office of Poofness” <2goforth@humanus.ca> To: Hobie <hobie@rumormillnews.com> Date: Sun, 05 Jun 2016 21:29:48 -0400 Song of Hope I can’t believe Just what I see Even though you’re staring back at me This can’t be true Maybe make believe It’s so impossible the things in front of me Time stands still and tears fall like rain I’m holding on

Zap’s Mid-Week Report – June 2, 2016 POOFness for JUNE 2: MID-WEEK BY ZAP from ‘The Office of Poofness’ ZAP SAYS HI ALL JUNE 1ST IS HERE, AND SO ARE THE FORMAL RELEASES OF THE MATRIX FUNDS. WHAT WE HAVE ALL BEEN AWAITING IS NOW BEGINNING. TODAY. THE ROYALS, BOTH EUROPE AND CHINA, HAVE “PUSHED THE BUTTON” SO TO SPEAK, AND A MASSIVE AMOUNT OF FUNDS HAS BEEN LET LOOSE

SUSAN SAYS:  I was witness to a few private currency placement programs beginning to get their paperwork together to actually complete people’s exchanges this week. It is definitely a very involved process that is not an overnight undertaking. The good news is it is a reality, it has begun and it will usher in the Prosperity Programs including the F.C. I wish I could tell you more but there are

ZAP’s Mid-Week Update – May 26, 2016 Date: Thu, 26 May 2016 17:20:01 -0400 HI ALL IT HAS BEEN PROVEN THAT PATIENCE, PERSEVERANCE AND HARD WORK ARE THE ELEMENTS OF REAL SUCCESS. STAYING POWER AND FORGING AHEAD TO COMPLETE SOMETHING WORTHWHILE IS THE UNDERLYING PREMISE OF ANY SUCCESS STORY, AND OUR TEAM CAN NOW PUT THAT IN THEIR HAT. I AM TERRIBLY PROUD OF THEM, AND WOULD PIT THEM AGAINST

SUSAN SAYS:  From all the information out there this week it looks pretty close for all to begin singing “The Party’s About To Begin.” Of course this will include revaluation of the currency and the delivery of all the prosperity programs. The domino’s are falling in our favor and this summer seems to suggest a true “Celebration of Abundance”…S…  ZAP SAYS: HI ALL  THE EVENTS OF THE LAST WEEKS ARE

HI ALL  A VERY LARGE THANK YOU TO ALL OF YOU.  WE ARE PREPARING TO RECEIVE NOW, AND THE FIRST FUNDS MAY BE IN BEFORE THE WEEKEND SO WE CAN START MOVING, OR EARLY NEXT WEEK. I WILL KNOW IN THE NEXT DAY THAT TIMING, BUT WE ARE GOOD TO GO NOW. ALL OBSTACLES SEEM TO HAVE BEEN REMOVED ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, AND THE WORK WE HAVE UNDERTAKEN TO